Funny short dating jokes

Christ she said “you didnt F*ck Me like that 50yrs ago!

To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasnt F*cking electric!

Q: Why do brunettes work hard to keep their figure?

A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.

After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed.

An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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